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The Internet Is For Porn is a song from Avenue Q.

SingersEdit

LyricsEdit

Kate
(spoken)Finally! I get to teach a whole lesson all by myself! And I'm gonna teach something relevant...something modern...the internet! Haha! (singing)The internet is really, really great.

Trekkie:
For porn!

Kate:
I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait,

Trekkie:
For porn!

Kate:
(spoken)Huh?
There's always some new site,

Trekkie:
For porn!

Kate:
I browse all day and night

Trekkie:
For porn!

Kate:
It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light

Trekkie:
For porn!

Kate:
Trekkie!

Trekkie:
The internet is for porn

Kate:
Trekkie!

Trekkie:
The internet is for porn,

Kate:
What are you doing!?

Trekkie:
Why you think the net was born?
Porn, porn, porn!

Kate:
Trekkie!

Trekkie:
Oh hello Kate Monster!

Kate:
You are ruining my song

Trekkie:
Oh me sorry, me no mean to!

Kate:
Well if you wouldn't mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish?

Trekkie:
Okidoki.

Kate:
Good

I'm glad we have this new technology

Trekkie:
For porn - oops!

Kate:
Which gives us untold opportunity

Trekkie:
For porn - oops, sorry!

Kate:
Right from your own desktop

Trekkie:
For ---

Kate:
You can research browse and shop
Until you've had enough and your ready to stop.

Trekkie:
FOR PORN!!

Kate Monster:
Trekkie!

Trekkie:
The internet is for porn!

Kate:
Noooo

Trekkie:
The internet is for porn!

Kate:
Trekkie

Trekkie:
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

Kate:
That's gross! You're a pervert!

Trekkie:
Ah, sticks and stones Kate Monster

Kate:
No really, your a pervert
Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet

Trekkie:
Ohhhh?

Kate:
What?!

Trekkie:
You have no idea
Ready normal people?

Brian, Gary, Rod:
Ready--- ready ----ready

Trekkie:
Let me hear it!

Trekkie and guys:
The internet is for porn!

Princeton:
Sorry Kate

Trekkie and guys:
The internet is for porn!

Princeton:
I masturbate!

Trekkie and guys:
All these guys unzip their flies
For porn, porn, porn!

Kate:
The internet is not for porn!!

Trekkie and guys:
PORN!, PORN, P---

Kate:
HOLD ON A SECOND!

Now I happen to know for a fact that you, Rod, check your portfolio and trade stocks online

Rod:
That's correct.

Kate:
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com

Brian:
Sure!

Kate:
And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay

Gary:
Yes I do!

Kate:
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card

Princeton:
True!

Trekkie:
Oh, but Kate-
What you think he do...after? Hmm?

Princeton:
...Yeah...

Kate:
EEEWWWWW!

Trekkie and guys:
The internet is for porn!

Kate:
Gross!

Trekkie and guys:
The internet is for porn!

Kate:
I hate porn

Trekkie:
Grab your dick and double click

Kate:
I hate men!

Trekkie and guys:
For porn, porn, porn!
(harmonizing) Porn, porn, porn, porn

Kate:
I'm leaving!

Trekkie and guys:
Porn, porn, porn, porn
porn, porn, porn, porn

Kate:
I hate the internet!

Trekkie and guys:
Porn, porn, porn, porn

Trekkie:
The internet is for...

Trekkie and some:
The internet is for...

Trekkie and all:
The internet is for PORN!

Trekkie:
YEAH!

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